HANNUKAH DAY THREE

Todays breakfast was pretty legit.

We're about to head up to Bear to continue in our 8 nights of insanity. I hope to keep jew posted on the upcoming events of the week, but no promises.

Before I leave, whats a jews biggest dilemma??

FREE PORK

bahahaha

k jew,

OUT

::::In The Spotlight::::

December 22-28

Kenny G

Kenny, this week we salute you.You are the jew! You always keep us entertained with your ear-tickling, awe-inspiring licks, which makes you this weeks ::::In The Spotlight:::: choice.

HANUKKAH DAY TWO

i'm sure you all are wondering why this is the first post. the answer is that we all got super caught up in the festivities. uncle marvin gelfarb had our entire family over for his annual matzo ball soup cookoff, and you know, things get pretty nutty. we exchanged a few gifts; i got a personalized yarmulka. its dope sauce, gold stitching, the works. anyways, i have to go finish cooking the potato pancakes.

jew,

OUT

jewdo chopppp

we found uncle marvin up to no good again today. he never seems like he's gonna learn his lesson. crazy jew, crazy.

shalom

today marks the beginning.
the beginning of what jew may ask?
the beginning of an era. a new age.
an age of jews.